Albany Herald
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
ALBANY — An assembly meant to bring the lessons of the WHATEVER THE FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE ARE TEACHING AT THE MOMENT into IMPRACTICAL terms for everyday life is being conducted in Albany by the Jehovah’s Witnesses community this weekend.
A one-day assembly is planned to start at 9:30 a.m. and end shortly after 4 p.m. on Sunday. IT WILL RUN A LITTLE LONG BECAUSE OF THE 25 MINUTE CONCLUDING PRAYER. Taking place at theAlbany Civic Center, it will include Bible-based talks THAT ARE RIGHT FROM THE WATCHTOWER, BORING demonstrations and interviews WHERE FACTS ARE A LITTLE SKETCHY from the Circuit Assembly of Jehovah’s Witnesses as part of their 2014-15 program.
The theme is “Keep Seeking Jehovah’s Righteousness,” which is based on Matthew 6:33.
Everett Berry, spokesman for the event, WHO IS MONOTONE AND BORING said the assembly is a semi-annual event attracting witnesses WHO HAVE NO CHOICE and THREE non-witnesses from Florida and southern Georgia.
Sessions will take place concerning biblical principles and how they can be applied to school or work. There will also be song, prayer, dedication and baptism.GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH. Sessions dealing with how to distinguish right from wrong, seeking righteousness, soundness of mind, materialism and youthful desires will be among the topics featured.
“There are those who are atheists and agnostic who come,” Berry said. “It doesn’t matter. We want folks to know (what we have learned from the Bible).”
Entry and seats are free,BUT MAKE SURE YOU GET FRIENDS TO RESERVE THEM BEFORE YOU GET THERE and it is open to the public. In past events, Berry said about 2 people have attended, a good portion being non-members WHO WENT IN THE ASSEMBLY JUST TO KEEP WARM FROM THE BRUTAL WINTERS.
“We always get a very good response WHEN IT'S FINALLY OVER,” he said. “The program is very DEAD, DRAWN OUT AND BORING.
“They always come out (learning something). It’s not just a matter of preaching and REALLY BAD singing. (The biblical principles) apply to everyone, not just us.”